talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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