Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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