Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
