That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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