i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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