Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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