The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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