The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Life is so much better after having sex.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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