you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Randomize
