That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Congratulations! We have a period
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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