omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
