'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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