we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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