Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My dick has a subreddit
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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