had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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