It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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