We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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