New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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