i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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