When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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