I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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