i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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