another moral hangover. fuck.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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