So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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