oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Your penis caused this!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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