yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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