I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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