I didn't shave. On purpose
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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