you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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