I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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