Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i was born a porn star she said
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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