when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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