I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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