East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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