it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Operation Purity has been aborted
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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