Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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