so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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