i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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