i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i out mim tonsoeep
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