yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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