I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
only if we run a train.
done.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Boobs are out for the taking
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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