And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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