the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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