GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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