5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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