Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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