So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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