i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
