He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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