Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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