What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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