dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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