i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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