Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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