brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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