Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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